"How come you're overdue?" asks the bartender?

as the blonde waitresswalks in the door."It was awful," she explains. "I be walking down Elm street andthere was this terrible quirk. A man was lying in the middle of thestreet. He'd be thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull be fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and adjectives my training came back to me surrounded by a minute." "What did you do?" asks the bartender."I sat down and put my head between my knees to hold on to from fainting!"
Answers:
this belongs in

Entertainment and music >>> Jokes and riddles


Sorry
funny...but babe you posted it surrounded by 'injurys' not jokes X
The training be a help then, eh?.
umm...haha?
Ha Ha. LOL! Excellent!
As a first aider, I can sympathise.perfect joke!
I fell in the street the other time and this old lady enquire if I had fell over? I said No I'm just trying to break a dowel of chocolate in my back pocket!


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